Sunday, November 17, 2013

Tarzan vs the Ogre


the Ogre: Lurking in the dark trees of my hunting grounds. the white one been taking my game. I eat. Like eat. he is taking mine. oh... looking at him... uproight and strong and...like loking at him - never seen power and man like that.. maybe beauty. Lurking for him seeing coming - rope in hand - club in hand

Tarzan: Tarzan knew he was in different territory when he entered this area of the jungle. From the rumors this is the Ogre's place. Thus, Tarzan had to make extra precaution in wandering. He kept alert on his surroundings. His taut muscles ready for an ambush. The great jungle hunk's 6'3" 240lbs 50c/34w/20biceps body is cautious as he traversed the trees.

the Ogre: He walks slow - knows me here. waiting for him to come close and LEAPS FROM HIS COVER!. SWINGING his club at Tarzan's back SLAMMING HIM HARD and driving him down to the ground!!! YOU! he says loudly shaking the ground!

Tarzan: UGGHHH!!! Tarzan almost got knocked out the blow on his back! He found himself pinned on the ground by you. HGGHHH!! Tarzan uttered as he strained to get you off his back. His back muscles and biceps contracted on the effrot.

the Ogre: OGRE i looms over you and DROPS his huge belly on your back SLAM into the ground landing on your back hard - a HUGE hand presses on the back of your head driving your face int othe dirt - KILL YOU

Tarzan: UNNNFFF! Tarzan coughed, the dirt filled his nose and throat. Thinking another strategy, the jungle stud grabbed a bunched of dirt and threw it backwards hitting and irritating your eyes. Tarzan used the distraction to unbuckle you off him. Quickly he stood up, muscles tensed as he crouched and faced you.

the Ogre: Charging you, rope still in hand grabbing you close and holding your body next to his.,... arms close around you and huge arms bearhug you deeep!

Tarzan vs Serpentus


Serpentus: Tarzan the Jungle Lord comes to the Temple of Serpentus - he has been enslaving humans and selling wildlife - Tarzan is rumored to be displeased and approaches the Temple.... the jungle is unnaturally silent here - emerging from trees you see the first parts of it - flagstones paving the ground smooth - trees give way to overhead lattice workings the floor has inset ponds - the whole place a home for snakes

Tarzan: Tarzan proceede cautiously. He had heard tales of horror from this Serpentus but Tarzan is the jungle's champ and protector and it is his duty to end Serpentus reign of terror. Tarzan entered the huge temple and stealthily made his way to the main chamber where Serpentus is meditatively sitting. The jungle hunk expanded his chest and announced his presence. AAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHAAHHHH!!! His deep regal voice echoed in the room. "Serpentus!! Your terrorism has come to an end. Surrender now and subject yourself to justice or die fighting against me." Tarzan uttered as he came out from the shadows facing you.

Serpentus: Standing - his face done with ceremonial expectation -white skull face paint - his deep chest black emony skin shining smooth and healthy. He holds his serpent staff - and overhead is a canopy of tree branches with filtering sun - a pond to his left stirrs - "My pets have been so patient for you to come. " his voice oily and deep. he stands tall - "how do you think you will end this terrorism - nothing needs to be feared when my strength is seen as the true ruliung power here. YOU are a terror in my house. See how the jungle is silent...

Tarzan: As you stood enormous, Tarzan instinctively flexed his muscles. His 6'3" 240lbs 50c/34w/20biceps body ready for the combat ahead. "The jungle you have sacrilegiously tainted with you cruel deeds. It ends now Serpentus!" He finished as the jungle hunk charged at you tackling your to the ground with a shoulder charge on your midsection. WHAM!

Serpentus: the Priest of doom shrieks as you touch his person! YOU DARE.... HERE? He drops back to the flagstones and his throne tumbles apart as you both hit it hard... Serpentus lands on his back as you crawl on him and straddle his waist... two this meaty hands shape like spears and CHOP the sides of your neck hard then THRUST forward into your throat!

Tarzan vs URS Musclebeast


URS Musclebeast: huge musclebeast...290 pounds of sheer powerbuilder mass....in my corner in small black posers...flexing...showing off the gigantic 62" inch chest...throw up a double bi, showing the 23" cannons...hairy chest and legs......

Tarzan: Tarzan climbed the top rope and bellowed his signature jungle yell AAAaaaahhhhAaaaaahhAaaaaahh! The jungle hero went back down the mat and face his hairy and huge opponent

URS Musclebeast: sneer at the huge jungleking...move ot center ring...FLEXXXX come on big man... move in and grab the junglestud's head and SLAM it down onto an upraised knee

Tarzan: Ugggh!

URS Musclebeast: raise the massive URSpaws and DOUBLE HAMMERFIST to the back of the junglemuscle's neck

Tarzan: HNGGH! Tarzan stumbled on all fours

URS Musclebeast: grab the big man up by his hair....lean and LIFT for hte bodyslam, but instead RUN into the corner and smash his back into the turnbuckles

Tarzan: HMMPH! Tarzan arched his back from the pain

URS Musclebeast: back off and RUN again and SMASH

Tarzan: showing his back muscles to the crowd. AARGGHH! Tarzan's handsome face in agony as he felt his back taking the pressure of your force

URS Musclebeast: grin as I carry the jungleman across my huge chest to center ring, then drop to one knee and BACKBREAKER across one massive thigh

Tarzan: EARRGGH!!!
  

Tarzan vs Nubian Nightmare


Nubian Nightmare: I'll be 7'2, 340, 65c, 40w, 34 biceps

Tarzan: Tarzan is stood on a tree branch as he shouted his signature jungle yell AAAAAHHHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAHHHHH!!! Below the jungle hunk the different jungle tribes have assembled. They have gathered to seek help from Tarzan. A fearsome warrior they say have appeared and Tarzan is their only hope. Tarzan grabbed a vine and swung below into the front and center of the gathering to address to crowd not to be afraid.

Nubian Nightmare: Word has spread that the warrior is looking for Tarzan and wants to crush him into powder............. 

Tarzan: Tarzan departed from the crowd and started towards the last known whereabout of the maniacal brute. Swining through the forest canopies, Tarzan traversed the jungle. The crowd followed a little bit behind, eager to see the confrontation of their champ and the warrior

Nubian Nightmare: Suddenly from out of nowhere....... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!.................. a huge elbow slams into Tarzan's spine.........................

Tarzan: UUGGGHHH!!! Tarzan stumbled forward caught unawares by the blow. In pain but determined, Tarzan rolled and faced you. He charged at you and delivered uppercut blows to your hard stomach. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!

Nubian Nightmare: The brute just takes it....... it feels like Tarzan is punching a brick wall..............

Tarzan: HNNGGHH! Tarzan recoiled back, his knuckles aching from the impact. Shaking his fist Tarzan decided to spear you in the guts and tackle you the ground. WHAM!

Nubian Nightmare: But again, it does nothing.......... the brute doesn't budge...................

Tarzan vs Trucker



Trucker: Trucker about 6'4", 270 with tattooed arms, chiseled handsome features

Tarzan: Tarzan jumps as the top of your truck and you heard him land in a quick turn of events, Tarzan burst through your window and kicks you out of your truck. You roll in the jungle clearin as your trucks slams and stops in a big tree trunk

Trucker: Yeahhhhh! my cowboy boots with dust, wifebeater sweat I stand up U FUCKED UP, APE MAN! GONNA DESTROY U!!!

Tarzan: Tarzan charged at you tackling you to the ground through your midsection!

Trucker: I put my boot into Tarzan chest and slam him back hard

Tarzan: nngh

Trucker: I stand up and place my hands on the back of my neck and while stretching gave a good shot of my huge flexing 22"rock hard arms with a smirk. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I riiiiip off my wifebeater shirt in shreds

Tarzan: Tarzan swipes his feet under you and you came tumbling down on the dirt Tarzan grabs you in a full nelson

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Tarzan vs Heel Hunter



Heel Hunter: My henchmen and I are in the trees waiting for tarzan to fall into our trap when he triggers it a huge heavy net will fall around him and we will pounce on him

Tarzan: Tarzan lands on a clearing, his muscles tensed. He sensed something odd, like some unknown predator lurking.

Heel Hunter:  Just a few more feet and he will trip the net

Tarzan: He surveyed the area, then stepped on a trigger. Tarzan knew it, before it happened. His alertness saved him as he was able to evade the net barely. Crotched low and muscled flexed he searched for any people around. His body and mind on alert from an ambush

Heel Hunter: Damn ape man  foiled my trap. I give the signal to my three muscle henchman. We jump down and capture the ape man

Tarzan: Damn! Four of them. Tarzan thought as he swiftly assess the situation being encircled with four burly men. He identified you as the boss immediately with you cocky stance and proud manner. He checked on the other three and made his move. Tarzan charged towards the one he deemed weakest and tackled him down. Tarzan stradled the guy and delivered punches to his face intent to knock him out cold