Sunday, January 4, 2015

Tarzan vs Zar (therocktarzan vs lraybj)




Zar: African warrior is looking for Tarzan. 6'3",240, 23" ceps,34 waist,50" chest, 28" quads. Zar – he is the most feared warrior of his tribe

Tarzan: AAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!! Tarzan's jungle yell echoed in the area. He grabbed a vine and swung to where Zar is confronting the african warrior who has been looking for him. "Zar! I am Tarzan. Why are you looking for me?" the jungle hunk asked

Zar: My tribe tells me you have been not allowing them to hunt in the jungle. You have no right. 

Tarzan: "They can hunt as long as their hunt is not for poachers. I have confronted your chief about it and he had agreed to limit your hunt. Are you defying his orders?" Tarzan questioned

Zar: I obey no one's orders. i am the one who gives the orders. my warriors will hunt where i tell them too.

Tarzan: "Then you leave me no choice but to teach you a lesson, warrior..." Tarzan's voice trailed of as he flexed his muscles ready for the combat that is about to happen

Zar: I f that is your wish apeman. You will feel my african warrior power.

Tarzan vs Matt (therocktarzan vs nymphetmatt)



Matt:  My name's Matt. I guess I could wear t shirt, black jeans and shoes but I can take my shirt off eventually. I'm 5'8, 161 lbs

Tarzan: Tarzan spied you from the treetops. He recognized you as the son of the tycoon at to destroy the jungle. Perhaps, he could reason with you to convince your father to stop his plans. Tarzan bellowed his jungle yell. AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHH!!! He grabbed a vine and swung landing a few paces in front of you. "You are the tycoon's son! I am Tarzan, protector of this jungle. I urge you to convince your father to stop his plans or he will suffer Tarzan's wrath." The jungle hero spoke his voice deep and regal.

Matt: "The heck!?" I say in a surprise tone as soon as I hear Tarzan's trademark scream before he landed in front of me. "Nahh, dude, you gotta be more convincing" I smirk while taking a few steps toward the huge kind of the jungle. "Besides, why on earth would I do that? My father and I will make a lot of money when we destroy this trash you call home."

Tarzan: "The you leave me with no choice boy but to arrest you" Tarzan said. In a flash Tarzan dashed at you and delivered mutliple uppercuts to your stomach! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! 

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Tarzan vs Destroyer (therocktarzan vs madaeve1)




Tarzan: Tarzan (6'3" 240lbs 50c/34w/20biceps/28quads) in forest canopies near the resort. He is always wary of the tourists in these resorts. Most of them come here to scourge the jungle and he let his presence known. That someone is in protection of the jungle. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Tarzan bellowed his jungle call for everyone in the resort to hear.

Destroyer: I FUCKEN HEAR THE CALL---I STOP---MY COCK GROWS IN MY THONG---SHOUT IN A LOUD VOICE hey Tarzan pussy boi is that u---be man enough to show yourself---I'm fucken taking over the jungle---u can try and stop me if ya got the balls

Tarzan: Tarzan heard of the challenge. As he suspected, a foul villain is the resort who aims to take over the jungle. Tarzan is going to give this bastard a lesson and send him back to where he came from. Tarzan grabbed a vine and landed in front for the villain. "I am Tarzan champion and hero of this land. Who are you? There is no place for you here, scum. Go back home" Tarzan uttered, his voice deep and authoritative.

Destroyer: I fucken smirk---walk up to him slam my muscled chest into his---as we stand face to face I shout  my name  is DESTROYER (6'3  251  50 CHEST 20 CEPS 29' QUADS 8.5 COCK CUT 34 WAIST 30 Y/O)----with that I fucken knee Tarzan in the nuts twice---as he falls to the ground---cupping his balls I grab his hair---pull his head toward me----deliver a fucken knee lift to his face that sends him spread eagled on his back----I fucken flex and shout I AM GONNA MAKE YA MY BITCH WILD MAN

Tarzan vs Todd (therocktarzan vs todd_christopherson)



Tarzan: Tarzan (6'3" 240lbs 50c/34w/20biceps/28quads) heard of you, Todd (6 foot tall, 270 lbs, 55 c/ 32 w/ 24 bices/30 quads), from the villagers. They said you are an explorer but for some reason, Tarzan is not convinced he must face you to find out what you are really up to. In a couple of days, Tarzan was able to track you down. Staring for the treetops, Tarzan yelled AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAHHH!!! He grabbed a vine and landed with a thud in front of you. "Todd, I am Tarzan. What brings you to this jungle I protect?"

Todd: surprised, thats none of your business grabbing my leather wip, i sling it firward wrapping it aroud your neck pulling you into my fist

Tarzan: Tarzan failed to anticipate of your weapons as he was forced to come closer to you by your whip. Having no recourse but to come to you, Tarzan instead charged at you and slammed you with a clothesline to your throat. WHAM!

Todd: seeing your come at with a clothes line i get nailed in the chest,  still holding my wip around your neck oh no you ddont punk your not going anywhere staggered my clothesline ,  you right next to me thinking i would go down but i didnt , slam my thumb intoy our eye, knee you hard in the balls and choke you from behind with my wip and my biceps

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Soon: Tarzan and the Crimson Horizon



I have been tinkering several ideas for another Tarzan fanfic to write and well, this is one idea. Tarzan versus a villain smaller than him but perhaps the most menacing, sinister and toughest villain he had ever faced. His name is Drake 'Crimson Demon' Carson. He is a self-made billionaire and feared in the world fighting underground. Tarzan will face him together with his goons: Vicious, Truck and Giant when they invade his jungle.


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Will Tarzan survive this encounter? Will he prevail against these villains? Or is it time for the jungle hunk's sun to sink into the horizon?


Call for cybermatch/roleplaying partners



Hey there! Sorry for the inactivity of the site lately. It's quite difficult in digging up old cybermatches and had been busy to do new cybermatches recently. Nevertheless and to enrich my pool of cybermatch partners, I am calling out to the world wide web for partners in cybermatch / roleplaying against Tarzan the Magnificent! 


Think you are up to it? Simple! Add me up @yahoomessenger: therocktarzan and let's get it on! Beware though, challenger of villain. Tarzan is tough, strong and fast. He's 6'3" 240 lbs, 50c/34w/20biceps/27quads; jungle champion, hero and protector.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Tarzan vs The Man



Tarzan: Tarzan noticed you in your safari clothes. You seem to be looking for something. Having killed a dozen animals with your barehands, Tarzan knows you are up to no good. He must put stop to before you kill more. From the canopy, the jungle champ spied you and decided to confront you. AAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHH! Tarzan yelled then he grabbed a vine and swung towards you. He landed a few feet away, muscles tensed. "Who are you and what is your purpose here?" He asked in a deep voice.

The Man: Do whatever I want jungleboy. Taking over this jungle  rip off shirt. Watch as you see this mountain of muscle in front of you

Tarzan: "Bastard! There is no place for you here!" Tarzan snarled as he charged at you. He speared you in the guts with his shoulders and tackled you to the ground. WHAM!

The Man: Toss you off. Stand. Land a series of punches to Tarzans head.  Then lift you over head slamming Tarzan on hood of Jeep