Sunday, January 12, 2014

Tarzan vs The Man



Tarzan: Tarzan noticed you in your safari clothes. You seem to be looking for something. Having killed a dozen animals with your barehands, Tarzan knows you are up to no good. He must put stop to before you kill more. From the canopy, the jungle champ spied you and decided to confront you. AAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHH! Tarzan yelled then he grabbed a vine and swung towards you. He landed a few feet away, muscles tensed. "Who are you and what is your purpose here?" He asked in a deep voice.

The Man: Do whatever I want jungleboy. Taking over this jungle  rip off shirt. Watch as you see this mountain of muscle in front of you

Tarzan: "Bastard! There is no place for you here!" Tarzan snarled as he charged at you. He speared you in the guts with his shoulders and tackled you to the ground. WHAM!

The Man: Toss you off. Stand. Land a series of punches to Tarzans head.  Then lift you over head slamming Tarzan on hood of Jeep


Tarzan: UNNGHH! Tarzan's spear was countered! UGGHH! GUHH! Tarzan saw stars with your punches. Before he could recover, he felt you manhandling him and slamming his head on a Jeep hood. HNNGH! Tarzan stumbled back and fell on his butt. He shook his head trying to recover from the pain and disorientation

The Man: Stomp Tarzans abs with size 18 boots.   Grab hair pull Tarzan to his feet.  Land boot to his chin. 

Tarzan: OOOMMPHHH!! Tarzan curled with the impact.. uhnnnn.. ACCKKK! Tarzan stumbled back dizzy from your kick on his chin. Nevertheless, the jungle hero struggled to counter. He bounced back and unleashed half a dozen hooks your midsection. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!

The Man: Then you suffer. The pressure cuts of blood to your brain.  The jungleboy is going limp. Losing consciousness. 240 lbs of muscle crushed by The Man

Tarzan: hnnghnnn.. haahh.. Tarzan vision strated to tunnel, his strenght draining, consciousness losing.. until even the jungle champ was knocked out the masterlock..limp at your muscles

The Man: Tarzan awakes locked in a cage. Hears bulldozers ripping thru his jungle.  He sees The MAN getting it on with Jane in the next room. He's lost his jungle and his Jane.

1 comment:

scotty01 said...

The Man looks good. story a bit short and lost the thread. One moment Tarzan ws fighting back then he was caged. Needed more details of how he was beaten