Sunday, January 4, 2015

Tarzan vs Zar (therocktarzan vs lraybj)




Zar: African warrior is looking for Tarzan. 6'3",240, 23" ceps,34 waist,50" chest, 28" quads. Zar – he is the most feared warrior of his tribe

Tarzan: AAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!! Tarzan's jungle yell echoed in the area. He grabbed a vine and swung to where Zar is confronting the african warrior who has been looking for him. "Zar! I am Tarzan. Why are you looking for me?" the jungle hunk asked

Zar: My tribe tells me you have been not allowing them to hunt in the jungle. You have no right. 

Tarzan: "They can hunt as long as their hunt is not for poachers. I have confronted your chief about it and he had agreed to limit your hunt. Are you defying his orders?" Tarzan questioned

Zar: I obey no one's orders. i am the one who gives the orders. my warriors will hunt where i tell them too.

Tarzan: "Then you leave me no choice but to teach you a lesson, warrior..." Tarzan's voice trailed of as he flexed his muscles ready for the combat that is about to happen

Zar: I f that is your wish apeman. You will feel my african warrior power.

Tarzan vs Matt (therocktarzan vs nymphetmatt)



Matt:  My name's Matt. I guess I could wear t shirt, black jeans and shoes but I can take my shirt off eventually. I'm 5'8, 161 lbs

Tarzan: Tarzan spied you from the treetops. He recognized you as the son of the tycoon at to destroy the jungle. Perhaps, he could reason with you to convince your father to stop his plans. Tarzan bellowed his jungle yell. AAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHH!!! He grabbed a vine and swung landing a few paces in front of you. "You are the tycoon's son! I am Tarzan, protector of this jungle. I urge you to convince your father to stop his plans or he will suffer Tarzan's wrath." The jungle hero spoke his voice deep and regal.

Matt: "The heck!?" I say in a surprise tone as soon as I hear Tarzan's trademark scream before he landed in front of me. "Nahh, dude, you gotta be more convincing" I smirk while taking a few steps toward the huge kind of the jungle. "Besides, why on earth would I do that? My father and I will make a lot of money when we destroy this trash you call home."

Tarzan: "The you leave me with no choice boy but to arrest you" Tarzan said. In a flash Tarzan dashed at you and delivered mutliple uppercuts to your stomach! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! 

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Tarzan vs Destroyer (therocktarzan vs madaeve1)




Tarzan: Tarzan (6'3" 240lbs 50c/34w/20biceps/28quads) in forest canopies near the resort. He is always wary of the tourists in these resorts. Most of them come here to scourge the jungle and he let his presence known. That someone is in protection of the jungle. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Tarzan bellowed his jungle call for everyone in the resort to hear.

Destroyer: I FUCKEN HEAR THE CALL---I STOP---MY COCK GROWS IN MY THONG---SHOUT IN A LOUD VOICE hey Tarzan pussy boi is that u---be man enough to show yourself---I'm fucken taking over the jungle---u can try and stop me if ya got the balls

Tarzan: Tarzan heard of the challenge. As he suspected, a foul villain is the resort who aims to take over the jungle. Tarzan is going to give this bastard a lesson and send him back to where he came from. Tarzan grabbed a vine and landed in front for the villain. "I am Tarzan champion and hero of this land. Who are you? There is no place for you here, scum. Go back home" Tarzan uttered, his voice deep and authoritative.

Destroyer: I fucken smirk---walk up to him slam my muscled chest into his---as we stand face to face I shout  my name  is DESTROYER (6'3  251  50 CHEST 20 CEPS 29' QUADS 8.5 COCK CUT 34 WAIST 30 Y/O)----with that I fucken knee Tarzan in the nuts twice---as he falls to the ground---cupping his balls I grab his hair---pull his head toward me----deliver a fucken knee lift to his face that sends him spread eagled on his back----I fucken flex and shout I AM GONNA MAKE YA MY BITCH WILD MAN

Tarzan vs Todd (therocktarzan vs todd_christopherson)



Tarzan: Tarzan (6'3" 240lbs 50c/34w/20biceps/28quads) heard of you, Todd (6 foot tall, 270 lbs, 55 c/ 32 w/ 24 bices/30 quads), from the villagers. They said you are an explorer but for some reason, Tarzan is not convinced he must face you to find out what you are really up to. In a couple of days, Tarzan was able to track you down. Staring for the treetops, Tarzan yelled AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAHHH!!! He grabbed a vine and landed with a thud in front of you. "Todd, I am Tarzan. What brings you to this jungle I protect?"

Todd: surprised, thats none of your business grabbing my leather wip, i sling it firward wrapping it aroud your neck pulling you into my fist

Tarzan: Tarzan failed to anticipate of your weapons as he was forced to come closer to you by your whip. Having no recourse but to come to you, Tarzan instead charged at you and slammed you with a clothesline to your throat. WHAM!

Todd: seeing your come at with a clothes line i get nailed in the chest,  still holding my wip around your neck oh no you ddont punk your not going anywhere staggered my clothesline ,  you right next to me thinking i would go down but i didnt , slam my thumb intoy our eye, knee you hard in the balls and choke you from behind with my wip and my biceps