Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Tarzan vs Paul the Punisher

Tarzan: Tarzan saw you lurking around his jungle domain like some rodent. You are wearing briefs and crouched in vegetation. Tarzan yelled his signature jungle call, AAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAHHHH! His deep voice echoed in the jungle. You look up and as you do, a muscular man landed in front of you. Tarzan stood before you, loincloth and all. His muscles shone bronze in the sun.

Paul the Punisher: i am here . i did not see that u were NOT running away . and that u were typing. I walk through the new part of jungle . in loin cloth . looking for food . i hear this howlllllllllll ..... i look around . u are before me now . i now back up a step . puff my chest out . stares a t u . i flex my tight muscles 

Tarzan: "Who are you and why are you here?" Tarzan asked you

Paul the Punisher: " I am PAUL . I need not to tell u why Iam here . leave now .go in peace . or be in pieces my friend " . i look at ur body. i tense my body more . stare into ur eyes . i wait for U to back down and leave 

Tarzan: "You must be joking, boy. I am Tarzan, king of these lands. I am the jungle's champion. No mere boy can defeat me. Go back to where you can from boy, before I beat you up and give you to the sheriff." Tarzan snickered at your cockiness and taunted you at the same time.

Paul the Punisher: "ok . u are tarzan . no one rules me . " now i look at u . then now back up . 'okay . u speak truth . i can tell this of u . i shall go now ' . i make a quick turn with my back at u . give u a strong back kick to ur stomach . and turn around knee u at chest " i am not going anywhere jungleman" 

Tarzan: Your feint made Tarzan believed your retreat and relaxed his guard. OMMMPPPHHH! It was too late for Tarzan to contract his guts as your foot hit him squarely in the abs, knocking the wind out of him! UGGHHH! You followed with a knee and Tarzan felt the crunch on his sternum. Midsection aching, Tarzan fought through the pain and wrapped his arms around your waist squeezing you into a BEARHUG! SQUEEZE!!!!

Paul the Punisher: ugg . argg . feels ur body compressing mine in ur arms and in ur body of iron . aahhhhhhaaaaa . 'i am here to make alot of moneyyyyy u wont stop meeeeee' i chin checks u with a fist . chops at ur neck . 

Tarzan: UGGHH!! Tarzan released you as grabbed his neck in pain. You angered him, so he charged at you in full forced! WHAM! Knocked you off your feet. The both of you fell on the ground. Tarzan straddled you and choked you with his hands. Give up now BOY! before you're choked to death! Tarzan shouted at your face

Paul the Punisher: i breathe . only one breath, b4 u take me from my dirty feet . uuggg .. u land on top of me. this energizes me .the hunt and fight . u choke me with big jungle strong hands . uug rgg . my hands grab fist fulls of dirt . now they come up . push dirt in ur face and eyes . yt 

Tarzan: AAHHH! Tarzan is distracted as he is blinded by the dirt. The dust enters his eyes and irritated them. Tarzan had to blindly go to a tree trunk and grab some leaves to removed the dirt and soothe his eyes.

Paul the Punisher: Paul the Poacher has sites set on poaching and making alot of money on this trip to the jungle. i am so very angry , i come from behind u. locking up your arms . full nelson is now trapping u and stretching yor arms and i lean back . ur feeling my stomach of steel at ur back side . in one quick lift and jerk motion .. u r lifted up in this hold and drive ur face and body down to ground . where i stay on top of u . mount ur back and keep full nelson on u yt 

Tarzan: UGGGHH!! Tarzan felt you steely sinews as you full nelsoned him! Just as he was about to fight through it. His muscular frame was lifted and slammed back down to the ground hard! ARGGGHH!! Tarzan grunted as he felt his face, chest and stomach slammed to the hard ground. Tarzan felt you at his back. He rolled sideways to be on top. YEAAHHHH! With an almightly yell and flexing of his biceps and arms, Tarzan broke you full nelson! Snapped his legs and got up in a second. In a flash, he kicked you who is still lying on your back in your midsection. His foot hitting you on your stomach! STOMP!

Paul the Punisher: "you blind fool .those leaves u grabbed to sooth ur eyes ..is poison ivy HA " tarzans bigger body rolls us over . i lose my nelson . and apply a leg scissor hold ...that u bust out of in a flash . i shout loudly . i am fearing u . " GUYS !!!! HELP HELP !! OVER HERE HELP !! SOME JUNGLE Sasquatch has me !!" . uugg , ur foot kicks my ripped mid of iron . uugggg big foot stomp on my stomach of iron . nnffff . i now roll away fast and in pain yt 

Tarzan: Tarzan looked around, his senses heightened for any other intruders who may be an ally of yours. As you writhe in pain, Tarzan decided to finish you quickly. He grabbed you by the hair a forced you to your feet, positioned himself behind you and locked a rear naked choked on you! For good measure, Tarzan used his height as an advantagbe and being taller than you, lifted you clean off the ground. CHOKE!!!!

Paul the Punisher: it is not really happening . i feel pain in my stomach of iron from Tarzan stomps . glare at u . u come to me . "yes i am here .help guys. this beast will bring in the most money for us ever !" no one is around . i try to put u off guard .thinking that other poachers , hunters are close by. they are not. tarzan pulls me up. my big fists pound to your thick stomach 3 xs . and u turn me around . uug rrrrg OOONNNNN rear naked on me . my feet come off the ground . im helplessly urs . choking bad time yt 

Tarzan: UGGGH! Tarzan was able to flexed his abs in time for your punches and they landed hardly harming the jungle stud. You are weak and exhausted now. Your punches have no more power behind them. Tarzan performed a rear-naked choked and lifted you off the ground, strangling you in mid-air! CHOKE! CHOKE! Squeezing you tighter with each second! SQUEEZE!!! You trashed and trashed but against Tarzan's might, you are just a puny weak poacher. Your struggle become more violent as you felt the preassure in your lungs and blood vessels. Then your spasmed and tightened up. The choke had done it's effect. Your were knocked out and Tarzan dumped you unceremoniously to the ground stepped on your back and yelled his signature jungle call. AAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAHHHH!!! THE END

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