Tarzan vs The Kid

Tarzan: Tarzan saw this young kid, a bit buff and doing push-ups in front of his tent. At first he looked like some camper until the jungle hunk spied some drilling equipment. The lad aims to research the area for drilling possibilities. This is bad for the jungle, Tarzan thought. He decided to confront him. The jungle champ pounded his chest and bellowed his signature jungle call, AAAAHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!! Tarzan grabbed a vine and swung towards the kid. He landed a few feet in front of the kid. "Who are you? If you come to drilling into this jungle protected by me, Tarzan, I suggest you leave." Tarzan ordered in his deep voice

The Kid: kid jumps to his feet..looking up at you as you tower over him. gives you a glance and takes off his long sleeve pull over... revealing a skin tight shirt...."you made you king of the jungle?"

Tarzan: "I am Tarzan. I am no king but I am this jungle's protector. You and your drilling equipments has no business here. Pack up your things and leave!" Tarzan commanded you as he tensed his muscles showing you his broad chest and chiseled midsection while speaking

The Kid: huh...you think your some hot muscled brute...kid moves into Tarzan's space...butting torsos..."you don't command me to do anything! you hear? I am the alpha stud"
  
Tarzan: The Kid is smaller in stature than Tarzan and the jungle is hardly intimidated at the Kid size. Tarzan went in for a quick knock out. He elbowed the Kid hard in the left temple and another on the right temple. WHAM! BAM!


The Kid: drives teh kid back and down to one knee.."you fucking cheater!" he stands up and flexes his lats..causing the tight shirt to tear and rip but leaving tarzan another opening! 

Tarzan:` Tarzan being experience in battle took the opportunity and attacked Kid's openning. The jungle hunk dashed towards Kid and unleashed two uppercut to Kid's abs! PUNCH! PUNCH!

The Kid: drives the kid back into a nearby tree..uhhg uhhgg....but the kid tenses his abs...massive fists are not causing the kid to double over....back against the jungle tree.. the Kid has his arms spread wide..."HIT ME HARDER!"

Tarzan: "Cocky brat." Tarzan uttered as he delivered a couple of combos: he targetted Kid's lower abs and obliques. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! Tarzan uppercut and hooked punched the Kid half a dozen times

The Kid: kid starts blocking tarzan's strikes...then moving inside the big man's guard like a snake crotch lifts the big stud...moving into the center of the clearing...then running powerslam into the ground...BAAAAMMMMM 

Tarzan: UNNHHH! Tarzan was a bit surprise at the Kid's power. He quickly recovered to his feet and charged at the Kid. Tarzan speared the Kid on the midsection and tackled him to the ground. The jungle hero straddled the brat sitting on his chest and started punching his face. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!

The Kid: jungle hero's anger powering him...smaller kid covering his pretty face from the blow..."i'm gonna fuck you up jungle stud!" 

Tarzan: "No you will not" Tarzan countered as he did handstand pinning you in the shoulders. With a thunderous might, Tarzan's knees landed on the Kid's abdomen! BAM!!! Tarzan's knees dugged deep within. Tarzan repeated the move. BAM!! and again BAM!!!

The Kid: the Kid's legs flopping at each blow...trying to tense up his rock wall abs but Tarzan is slowly breaking them down...ARRGGGH NOOOOOOOOOO

Tarzan: Tarzan repeated the move one last time. BAM!!! As the Kid's mouthed an 'O' from the air forced out from his lungs Tarzan quickly wrapped his around the brat's neck. GUILLOTINE CHOKE! The jungle champ pressured the Kid's head down cutting air and blood circulation!

The Kid: Kid shoots a forearm between tarzan's massive arm and his throat...then brings his legs up around tarzan's waist...CLAMP!!!...locking a scissors hold on the massive jungle stud...trying to counter the guillotine! ACCCKKKKkk..gasping...

Tarzan: Tarzan flexed his midsection defying your body scissors.Keeping the half locked Guillotine Choke to give you pressure, Tarzan twisted your ankle with his free hand aiming to give you extreme pain to break your hold on his waist. PRESSURE!! TWIST!!

The Kid: one arm off the guillotine...kid squeezes his thighs even tighter fighting the twist on his ankle..then with one free hand..reaches up and grips might tarzan by the throat...trying to choke the big man...then with teh other hand proceeds to drive his fist into the jungle masters sides....

Tarzan: "Bad move, brat!" Tarzan locked in the Guillotine Choke tight, squeezing the Kid's neck and locking the air and blood passages! Tarzan hardened his body to endure the punches on his side. The jungle hunk used his free arm and punched the Kids extended elbow to escape the Kid's choke. "Say goodnight Kid" Tarzan uttered as he knew in about ten seconds the brat will lose his consciousness

The Kid: kid's anaconda legs not effecting the massive tarzan...(kid doens't know tarzan fights actual anaconda's)....Kid's gurgling now face twisted up in rage...red...aarrrfrhhhhhggg...punching tarzan's side wildly to no effect...the leg sicssors starts to loosen..kid's in big trouble...

Tarzan: 10...9..8.. 7.. 3..2..1.0.. The clock ticked 10 seconds and the Kid's eyes rolled to the back of his head. His vision tunneled and blackened as he got knocked out of Tarzan's choke. Tarzan felt the familiar sensation of chokee's body getting rigid as one passed out in a choke. He waited a couple more seconds then released the hold. The jungle hunk stood up and stepped on the Kid's chest and bellowed is signature jungle yell. AAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHHHAAHHH!!!