Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Tarzan vs Ronnie


Tarzan: Tarzan stood in the canopy, the day has just begun. The sun shone in the sky, the play of light and shadow accentuated the jungle man's sculpt muscles. Tarzan swung from tree to tree his 6'3", 240 lbs frame showed strength and nimbleness. Finally he stopped at an encampment of poachers. The natives have reported of a certain Ronnie Coleman and his poachers and Tarzan have come to visit their camp to put an end to their activities. He would talk to he leader, arrest him if he does not coordinate. Stealthily, Tarzan disabled and knocked out the guards and went to the main cabin. He saw the man called Ronnie inside. Tarzan went in and closed the door behind him. He was going to talk to this leader man-to-man. 

Ronnie: Ronnie was looking on some maps when Tarzan came into the cabin...Ronnie raises a glance over Tarzan...a bit surprised by the jungle man...but he put himself together...well well well...look who is here...do you want to join us Tarzan? or what are you doing here? ...

Tarzan: "I am here to put and end to this." declared Tarzan. "Stop these activities and return to where you came from" he continued "Or suffer the wrath of Tarzan, champion of the jungle!" Tarzan finished his voice booming with authority

Ronnie: HAHAHAHA...you cant stop me king of the jungle...just dare to stop it and you wont live to tell the story...

Tarzan: "Well you give me no choice." said Tarzan as he charged at Ronnie. Tarzan tackled Ronnie to the ground. Tarzan's shins pinned Ronnie's arms and pummeled the black hulk. 1.. 2.. 3. 4.. 5.. 6, Tarzan alternately did hooks with his left and right hands, jarring Ronnie's head. Ronnie was dazed at the swiftness of Tarzan punches. Tarzan released his pin and picked up Ronnie into a suplex. Slam! Ronnie hit the wooden floor withi his back. Tarzan picked up Ronnie again and German suplex him. Wham! Slam! Slam! Tarzan did the German suplex four consecutive times! Tarzan picked Ronnie and threw him outside through the window. He was going to show Ronnie's underlings how he finish of their leader 


Ronnie: AGHHHHH! Ronnie receives from Tarzan a non stop punishment...back slams the floor ...AGHHH! arching his back to releave the pain but inmediatly Tarzan suplexes him several times leaving Ronnie breathless and sore...unable to move Ronnie is thrown by the window landing on the ground...rolling there...shaking head trying to focus...see Tarzan coming over ...Ronnie starts to get up on one knee...make a punch with his huge arm...charging power ...wait Tarzan be closer...and BAMMM!! Ronnie connects an uppercut in Tarzan s abs ...Ronnie gets up...hold Tarzan s head in a front headlock and with his huge muscle free arm...launch punches to abdominal zona of the king of jungle...BAMMM! BAMMM!! BAMMM! BAMMM!! ...then uppercut to the chin...BAMMM! making Tarzan flys back landing on the ground...

Tarzan: Tarzan is winded, his gut ached in agony. Clutching his guts, Tarzan struggled to get up. He saw Ronnie charging at him at full force! Tarzan evaded sideways and tripped Ronnie. The brute came tumbling to the ground face first! In a flash Tarzan was on top of him throwing half a dozen punches at the back of his head trying to knock him out. When it didn't work Tarzan wrapped his huge guns across Ronnie's throat. It was a rear-naked chokehold! Tarzan spun their bodies, Tarzan's back was now on the ground as both guys faced the sky. Tarzan wrapped his strong thighs around the midsection of Ronnie. "Surrender now fiend, before you passed out and be humiliated in front of your subordinates!" Tarzan ordered as he noticed the camp watching their fight

Ronnie: AGHHHHH!!!... Ronnie trapped in choke and scissor combo...he put himself together flexing his massive muscles...charge power ...grab Tarzan wrists and begins to open his arms...breaking the hold...quickly slams an elbow on Tarzan s head BAMMM!!! ...Tarzan dazed forced to release the hold...Ronnie picks Tarzans up...knee to his abs bAMMM!! double axe hammer to his back...Ronnie performes this punishment over and over and over weaking the upper body area of Tarzan... then carries Tarzan in a frontal bearhug...squeezing his body with his massive muscled arms...GRRRRR!!! Tarzan fading because of lack of air in his lungs...

Tarzan: Tarzan screamed in pain! AAAARRGGGH! The torturous bearhug squeezed the life out of him and grinding his muscles and bones to mush! But he is the jungle champion and he will not be defeated easily. Raising his fists, Tarzan punched Ronnie's temples like that of a cymbal. He did that half a dozen times. Ronnie's eyes nearly rolled to the back of his head because of the assualt and lost his balance. Ronnie released his bearhug and Tarzan sprang into action. Tarzan jumped his legs caught Ronnie's neck and Tarzan did a huricana making Ronnie tumble in the ground top of his head first! Tarzan followed up with a leg lock around Ronnie's neck squeezing the air and blood flow. Tarzan added punching the top of of the brute's head

Ronnie: Ronnie handles the punishment...grab Tarzan s body and get him off his body tossing him to the side against some rocks...Tarzan s back hits the rocks...Ronnie gets up ...pick him up by his hair..knee to his abs...BAMMM!! front headlock...croth lift and run against a tree..slamming Tarzan s back there BAMMM! then goes to another tree BAMMM!! another one BAMMMM!! and finally one more BAMMM!!!!...then slam Tarzan s back over his knee in a back breaker BAMMMM!! ...roll his body off his knee to the ground...pick him up again and punches to his lower back...BAMM! BAMMM! BAMMM! ...hold his neck...and neck breaker!!! BAMMMM! 

Tarzan: AAAAAARGGGH! Tarzan's back is exploding in torment! Ronnie had focus all his attacks in the area Tarzan was on the ground now after the neck breaker writhing in pain, weak and almost defeated. But when he felt Ronnie picking up again for another back slamming session, he gathered his remaining strenght uppercut Ronnie's midsection a couple of times and headlocked Ronnie slamming the top of his head to the rocks DDT! Tarzan picked Ronnie up and did a DDT again! and again! SLAM! SLAM! SLAM! The last DDT shooked the ground! Tarzan panted spreadeagle to the ground as he released Ronnie

Ronnie: AGHHHHHH!!! Ronnie dizzy ...shaking his head after the multiples DDTs ...and run charging his body against Tarzan...shoulder his mid section...tossing Tarzan against a tree slamming his back again BAMM!! ...shake again his head...recovering himself ...kick to his abs BAMMM! ...when Tarzan doubles over...place his head between his massive legs...squeezing him for a while then hug his waist and lift him upside and down performing a Piledriver!! BAMMM! ...place a foot over Tarzan s chest..."I see you wont leave alone jungle man, I need to destroy you now"...take some ropes... pick Tarzan up...leaning him in a tree and tie Tarzan s arms behind the tree and start to pound the mid section of Tarzan BAMM! BAMM! BAMMM! BAMM! BAMMM! BAMMM! ...and uppercut to Tarzan s chin...BAMMMM! 

Tarzan: OOOOFF! MMMPFFF! AARRGGH! AHHHH! The air was filled with Tarzan's shouts of torment as he tied to a tree punched mercilessly. Tarzan tugged at his bondage it was unbreakable. He felt drained now and weak. Tarzan flexed his biceps and arms, his chest and abs and tried to break the bonds but it was no use. Ronnie leered in front of him taunting and jeering him. There was no other recourse, Tarzan kicked Ronnie by the throat and yelled his signature call! AAAAAHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAH! The jungle echoed with Tarzan's voice

Ronnie: AGHHHH!!... that was not good for you Tarzan...launch a kick to Tarzan s abs BAMMMM!! then more punches to his abs BAMM! BAMM! BAMMM! BAMMM! BAMM! BAMMM! BAMM! BAMMM!!...and a karate chop to Tarzan s neck...putting the jungle man out...release Tarzan s hands and carry the defeated Tarzan s body over his shoulder...and throw his captive man into the jail...chaining his wrists and feets on the wall wide open arms and legs...launch one more punch on his abs BAMMM!! ...there you won cause problems...

Tarzan: UNNNGGGHH! OOOOMMPF! Tarzan nearly puked from all of Ronnie's assaults in his abs. And Tarzan blacked out when Ronnie chopped his neck, his head lolled to his chest. Tarzan felled the rought terrain on the shoulders of Ronnie, he was just regaining his consciousness from the blow and hardly offered resistance as his wrists and ankles were chained. Tarzan was jerked awake coughing as Ronnie launched a strong punch in his midsection! "UNNNGH" Tarzan shouted as his drained and exhausted body was held in place by the chains. With the help of his jungle friends. Tarzan was able to get a jagged stone and unlocked the chains and cage. He did that at the dead of the night when the guard was most lenient. His whole body ached in pain and torment. He escaped and needed time to recover from his match with Ronnie. He has never fought some such as him who have outmatched even the great Tarzan in a fight. Clutching his abs and back with each hand, Tarzan stumbled weakly and ungainly towards the thick vegatation and vanished in the jungle. He would recover and prepare for his next fight with Ronnie, for now the poaching activities of the vile villain in Tarzan's jungle will continue

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