Tarzan vs Mike the College Jock

Tarzan: Tarzan land in front of you with thud, his muscles flexed and his posture tense and ready for combat. "Go home, boy. The jungle is not for you." He ordered you as his muscular frame approached you, drawfing your size.
Mike the College Jock: im 6ft 177#s n 43c 15c 31w 6pack my barefeet in the damp ground n i flex n look round . turns fast as he lands .. backs up a step . in fight stance n fists up -looks Tarzan over fast - "NO way - im here on a mission -come with me or i take ur jungle " -- n he comes at me n i leaps n kicks dirty foot at his throat 
Tarzan: Tarzan saw your move, he paried the kick and while holding your ankles. He drove solid fists in your in your guts. PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! The blows winded you up and Tarzan unceremoniously dropped you, letting you moan in torment.

Mike the College Jock: aaawwww that hand holds my ankle n mmmfff uummmffff uunnfffffff drillin that jungle fist of power to my abs n spit flys out as he lets me drop mmmf n i roll over n over n over n get on a knee n look at Tarzan .. as im showin pain in eyes n my abs got BASHED by TARZANS POWER PUNCHES 

Tarzan: Tarzan roughly grabbed your head, headlocked you to his sides and lifted you whole body up. VERTICAL SUPLEX! SLAM!!! The jungle stud slammed your back first into the hard jungle ground.

Mike the College Jock: lookin at Tarzans huge bod .. n slams fists to his sides n abs as mmmf pulled in head lock n dig toes in dirt ground AAAAHHH - feels the power of the Jungle Kings . n lifts me up ''aaawwwwfffff '' n -- MMFFF hits dirt ground hard..... lays there winded on back.. abs n chest heave up n down n head turns side to side 

Tarzan: Tarzan grabed you by the hair and pulled you to your feet. Stuffed your head between his thighs, the jungle hunk grabbed your arms and did a Pedigree! SLAM!! You bounced in the dirt like a rubber ball.

Mike the College Jock: hears birds n some animals flee from this area .. n looks at Tarzans bod mmf pullin me up n 'aawwhhfff ' head in thick thighs . punches at yur thick calfs til you lock my arms up n FFFFFFFT Drilles my face down under yur 240#s of muscle n i bounce n i kick toes n dirt in mouth n im shaken up n stay kneelin this way - then falls on my side covered in dirt ...  


Mike the College Jock: (* some animal friends of yurs approachin watchin *)

Tarzan: Tarzan pulled you back up again this time wrapping his sculpt arms aroudn your neck mak you face the opposite direction and downwards. He squeezed his arms around your throat. GUILLOTINE CHOKE! SQUEEZE! PRESSURE! Tarzan was not yet done, just your were about to be choked unconscious he DDTed you. SLAM! You hit headfist in the ground.

Mike the College Jock: layin there in the mighty Tarzans Jungle . mmf pulled up again n spittin out dirt n his 20" thick ceps round my neck n i grab at his thick forearms n mmmmff slaps at his arm n chokin me n aaaaawf chokin coughin - punchin some as ... mmffff pressure too much .. n ... fading .... n MMFFFF DDTD MMF N slammed down.. kickin squirmin as gettin beat down hard 

Tarzan: "Time to end this, boy" Tarzan muttered as he lifted you up and lined you his shoulders. He grabbed your neck and upper thighs. He bent you into an inverted 'U'. TORTURE RACK! BEND! BEND! The jungle stud jumped up and down to increase the agony. "Submit!" Tarzan ordered you. He jumped higher and higher to increased to torture on you spine.

Mike the College Jock: hearin the words of The Mighty Rock Tarzan . .. aaww n lifted up with ease n kickin dirty feet n hands as aaaawwwwf mmmmf aaaahhh --- BENDING MY lean tanned dirty body my screams echo in jungle n aahh UUHH UUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH AS POWER PRESSURE TORTURE INCREASING FASSST AAAAAAHH N JUMPS N AHH OOHHH AHHHHH I I AAAWFFFFF MMF AHHHH bendin n shouts "GIVEEEEE I'll go hommme awffffffffff bendin spine abs body big time pain 

Tarzan: "Learn from this boy" Tarzan uttered. He released you from his torture rack only to put you in a rear-naked choke! CHOKE! SQUEEZE! PRESSURE!

Mike the College Jock: Tarzans 50"chest bulgin n ceps peakin hearin the MIGHTY STOMPS OF HIS BAREFEET TO GROUND N my body bendin n about to snappp awffffffff 'ayyyaaaaaaaaahh mmfaaaaahhffffff' n slipped into the Tarzan Torture REAR NAKED CHOKER mmmffff i drool n sweat n goin out fast ..mmfff aaaawwwfff mmmff the power is amazing ...mmmm passsin ...ouuuuutttttttttt – 

Tarzan: Your body went rigid as you lost consciousness from the lack of oxygen to your brain. Tarzan gave a a final squeeze. SQUEEZE! And he dropped your knocked body like a sack of potatoes. He stepped on your chest and bellowed his signature jungle yell to assert his dominance. AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHH!!!